SU CANI E BAMBINI 
Domenica, Ore 8.30.
Passeggiata mattutina con Cucciolo dopo un pigro risveglio nebbioso, protetta da una delle mie felpine con cappuccio, che fa molto rincoglionimento mattutino, ma dice anche che mi sento piena di energia.
Zampetta arzillo lungo il suo solito path, like this period haunted by smells of bitches in heat for no reason would then deviate from this routine. In mechanically accurate and, dare I say almost cm, can mark the area several times a day, with a report he gave us the book more 'picky on the planet.
At one point we meet with Mrs. Anna Crumb, a dog of a certain age ', more or less the same age as Puppy, a little' overweight from too many cookies, lively nose with the sweet. This lady knows me for some time: in the past we used to meet regularly in the morning and during lunch when I spent on bringing out puppy. We were long talks, I gave advice on the job, told me della sua vita: insomma, quel tipo di rapporto di routine che chi ha un cane conosce bene. Alla fine questa gente diventa un'abitudine piacevole, e spesso e volentieri le lunghe chiacchierate diventano perle di filosofia, spicciola o universale, oppure veri e propri pulpiti su temi come politica e religione.
Mentre l'Anna e' li' presa a dispensare vari tipi di biscotti a Cucciolo e alla Briciola (il gonnellino di Eta Beta impallidirebbe), ecco che arrivano di buon passo un paio di sue amiche 60/70enni, stavolta senza cani al seguito, perche' dirette alla Prima Santa Messa della giornata (Oh Gosh).
Si fermano qualche minuto per i classici saluti.
Poi la piu' arzilla e "devota" delle due, con l'aria furbetta, sorridendo esclama:
"Oh che siete sempre a chiacchierare?...Vu' sembrate quelle mamme che stanno ai giardini a giornata 'ntera con i bambini..!"
Ci sono dei momenti, in cui davvero non realizzo coscientemente cosa stia per dire, se sono in procinto di fare l'ennesima gaffe, se il mio commento sara' inopportuno, se potro' apparire sborona o aggressiva, ma sta di fatto che quello era indiscutibilmente uno di quei momenti. In una frazione di secondo lo sento arrivare, ma non posso opporre resistenza, quindi le rispondo con un sorriso a 32 denti e con il mio indice sollevato a mo' di maestrina rompicoglioni:
"...Ma con la differenza che i cani sono molto piu' bellini dei bambini...!"
LOL Apriti Cielo, Spalancati Terra. L'Anna, I spalleggia and who enjoys a world where these discussions captain, began to laugh out loud and turns to her friend: "Go .. You got this girl like that? 'Gnorante, eh ?..."
I turn myself to the girl and that 'now one with the Scream mask.
"Noooooo .... But as Miss ?...."
Alas, even I had insulted his mother, who among other things, he understood clearly that I did not want to insult or trigger a controversy, because I was laughing quietly and kindly: I swear, it 's true :-)
"Anyways,' to me children do not like so much, and if I compare them to animals, there is no 'competition which takes: I prefer animals ... "
"But how?? - More and more ' incredulos - So what if it were to find a boy, she would not want to start a family and have at least one child
?..." "Well the boy there and I think exactly like me: we do not care to bear no child. Maybe it would be nice to have animals, such as horses, cows, dogs ... "
you drop the girl whispers faintly:" But ... .. A couple without children, which has the sense? The sense that life has no children ?..."
I burst out laughing and say, "Oh Lady! We are 6 billion and go to the world: I should thank that I do not want to crowd the world with other human beings! But joking ??!:- D ".
And she, blinded by some kind malignant vision, he sought solace in the crucified silver around his neck.
Then Anna, with tears in my eyes from laughing, to completely demolish the reputation of the family :-) Simo, explains who they are, street, palace, gate, and at some point I think I can clearly see that whole family of Simo, going back several generations, could be wiped out in its ranking of "good people". I
more 'damage from hail.
you see clearly who, how and why ', and as a last attempt wasted, staring into his eyes, tells me:
"But then the Silvana, with only Simon, will be' deprived of the joy of a grandchild ???!!! "
unacceptable.
:-) As in Scrubs best scene with JD lost in his world, crossed his right eyebrow looking up, I pause for two seconds of silence and full of expectations, then back down the face of the lady and tell her:
'Yes' ... Poraccia , no grandchildren, it clings, I know ... "
and I laugh heartily.
Yes': they are the evil that has cut the road in Santa Domenica, perhaps to test his faith, perhaps a venial sin committed the night before. Who knows, 'We'll never know.
The fact that Anna and I are still there 'to laugh, and that the two girls, shaking his head vigorously, they hasten to the church, turning a few times and saying: "Do not say Miss, I do not face, poi se ne pente...Ci pensi...".
Beh, mi sarei aspettata anche "Che il Signore sia con Te e ti aiuti nella Redenzione". Che delusione. Non erano professioniste evidentemente:-)
Queste sono le Domeniche che preferisco.
SI
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